Monday, May 26, 2008

MANDATORY SELF DEPRECATING I HATE BLOGS FIRST POST

A number of my friends have suggested I use a blog to stay in touch with them back on the East Coast. Normally, I would laugh and tell them to go die. However, it appears I am trying to get a job doing creative writing at work so this is probably useful enough as a daily creative writing exercise (until I start neglecting to update it after a few days.)

Also, it lets me post retarded pictures. I will now get the "show me your apartment" requests filled. Please note the nuclear blast occurring in any photo of a window, searing gamma radiation is a regular phenomenon in the greater Seattle area:

"BILLY" BOOKCASE THANK YOU IKEA














AMAZING "EXARBY" FUTON ALSO FROM SWEDES













I LOST THE MANUALS BUT
THE CHAIR HAD A DUMB NAME
AND I THINK MAYBE THE DESK
WAS CALLED A "FLARKE"
NOT KIDDING

BLESSED BE IKEA
AND
SWEDEN


















NO MORE SWEDEN THIS IS ALL AMERICAN/CHINESE
MANUFACTURED GOODS PLEASE CLOSET/WEIRD ENTERTAINMENT
STAND CRAFTED BY DRUNK FORMER HOMEOWNERS




FIVE AND A HALF MINUTE HALLWAY WITH SPECIAL CAMEO BY BILLY BOOKCASE











UNFINISHED JACUZZI AND ALSO LITTER BOX AND TOILET














THE SINK AT THE EDGE OF FOREVER













It's getting hard to format this stupid post so I think that's all for now.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Let r = half of the internet, since the blogosphere's radius is clearly related to the size of the internet itself.

x= 0 + r(cosρ) sinθ
y= 0 + r(sinρ) sinθ
z= 0 + r(cosθ)

Consequently we discover that I never did learn how to do trigonometry involving a sphere.

Regardless, people who do not even have the internet will soon know that you are a big dork.

45caliberidea said...

Jaccuzzi! The ladies will be rolling in man!

Meg said...

Is Chud still in the same place? Willing to bet on yes.