You can go there even though it doesn't exist.

Long story short, I have to vacate my apartment due to the need to tear up the floor and replace a sewer line underneath it. The building was going to put me up in a vacant unit for the duration but I've somehow parlayed this into being allowed to move into the new unit permanently. It's still a studio but approximately 3x bigger than my current one, is on the 13th floor and has a bomb-ass view of Capitol Hill. All for only $165 more per month than I currently pay and my deposits all roll over.

The downside of course is that I'll be without internet for a few days but I'll be available by cell.